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There are a number of ways for a man to irritate a woman. Sometimes it happens without effort. However, we learn from our mistakes. Moreover, we learn from the mistakes of others. This gives you a road map of an area to avoid. Here are some situations that you may wish to avoid.

Is she sitting outside? Maybe she is enjoying the weather. Perhaps she is talking to someone on the cordless phone. This is the perfect time to start your Poulan chainsaw. It will make a lot of noise. It will also interrupt her phone call. In this way, you can annoy her and show total disregard for her, at the same time. This is called a double whammy.

Another popular method is while she is watching television. She may be taking a break from cleaning the house. If she is watching a movie on her favorite woman’s cable channel, the time is perfect. Sit down with her and start to watch the movie. At least attempt to.

You can play the movie bashing game. All you have to do is find things that you do not like about her movie. This will not take long. Complain and ridicule as much as you can. You may point out that the movie is senseless, for example. See how many things you can come up with.

This is an indirect approach of insult. By insulting something she likes, you insult her. You also insult her taste in movies, and intelligence. This can go a long ways toward marital discord.

Now it is time to show disregard for her possessions. Do have some household tasks like painting to do? Make it easy on yourself and annoy her at the same time. Open your can of paint. Take her hand mixer, and use it as a paint mixer.

This will give you some time to work, alone. You need time that you are undisturbed. It will be nice and quiet while she looks at new hand mixers, at the mall. This task annoyed your wife and you got a new paint mixer, at the same time.

You may need some rest, after all of your hard work. You have made her life somewhat uncomfortable. You might try to apologize. This may or may not work. Try an insanity plea, instead. She might believe that. Find a black helmet. Cover it completely with aluminum foil. Wear it inside the house. She might ask you why you have it on. Tell her it is to repel the aliens. They want to steal your brain waves. This may get you 48 hours of quiet rest. You may be in a padded room, but it will still be rest.

Summary

Of course if you really want peace. Never attempt any of these procedures at home. The mistakes of other, may light the way to marital harmony.

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